dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

(Source: friendzonked, via fake-mermaid)

refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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(via pizza)

joshpecksmom:

when your body gets chills from listening to a song, you know that’s good shit

(via dutchster)

sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

(via fake-mermaid)

studip:

the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you

(via stxbility)

quixon:

Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out

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Y’all cmere

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Come closer

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Lemme holla at y’all a second

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Y’all want this damn baby?

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(via vaginomics)

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

(via manrayban)