tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on
One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
There are children on this website
i could watch this forever
Me tooI have been waiting for this
the guy on the left doesn’t even try
NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.
how do people make legitimate art on snapchat my fingers are too big
The other day I got this call from a 50 year old black woman accusing me of calling her boyfriend and telling me she was going to hunt me down and kill me. I am a 14 year old white girl who lives in pennsylvainia
So this woman just shouted her age and ethnicity at you before beginning her conversation?